Couples humor with absolutely no subtlety. For matching outfits, questionable jokes, and the look people give you after reading the shirt.

• Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton tee with a classic unisex fit.
• 5.3 oz/yd² fabric. Fiber content varies by color.
• Direct-to-garment print, made to order.
• Check the size guide before choosing your fit.

• Compare the garment measurements with a similar piece you already own.
• Measure your garment flat, without stretching it.